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New Guestbook Feature
Saturday, Dec 30
You can now upload your own picture, and it will be displayed in the guestbook.
Yesterday krapanj.com was attacked, but it is now fixed.
I am sorry for the short interuption of services.
Illuminated Christmas Tree on Krapanj
Saturday, Dec 23The Krapanj Christmas Tree is now electrified.
The Krapanj Christmas Tree
Thursday, Dec 21Yes, Krapanj has its own Christmas tree.
Material Beliefs
Wednesday, Dec 20An Italian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Italian grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Italian starts screaming hysterically:
“My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it spends at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!”
After the Italian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust:
“I can’t believe how materialistic you Italians are,” he says.
“You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”
“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?”, snaps the Italian.
The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”
The Italian looks down in absolute horror and screams………
“Aaaaaargh!!! Where’s my Rolex???”
Blond Fishing
Two blonds rented a boat and went fishing.
After finding a good location, the first blond told the second one to mark the spot so when they came back they would be able to find it again.
On the way home, the first one asked,
“How did you mark that spot?”
The reply was,
“I put an X on the bottom of the boat.”
To that, the first blond said,
“You idiot! How do you know we’ll get the same boat next time?”
Christmas Preparations
Tuesday, Dec 19Today the christmas tree is being prepared….
Fish Found on Krapanj
Saturday, Dec 16Yes, everyone is wondering why there are so few fish in the sea ?
Global Warming ? Too hot? Too cold?
No – they are at school ???
Yachts On Krapanj
Friday, Dec 15Krapanj the new winter yacht storage.
The hotel may not get many guests in the winter, but it can still get some revenue.
The Annual Krapanj Car Rally
The winning car gets taken back to the mainland.
He set a new record of 3 hours 46 mins for one lap of Krapanj.
