We now have nice antique-looking street lights on Krapanj.
This is a big improvement on the previous (sodium highway lights)
One mattin her mamma dissed: “Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the
nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn
prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!”
Cappuccett didn’t capish very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: “Hi! Piccula piezz’e girl! ‘Ndove do you
go?”
“To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of
sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills”, she
dissed.
“Ah, mannagg ‘a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that
had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the
lup dissed: “Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry.”
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn’s House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret
and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn’s house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but
the lup, ricord?) dissed:
“But nonn, why do you stay in let?”
And the nonn-lup: “Oh, I’ve stort my cavigl doing aerobics!”
“Oh, poor nonn!”, said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,
wasn’t she?), then she dissed:
“But…what big okks you have!! Do you bisogn some collir?”
“Oh, no! It’s for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl”, dissed
the nonn-lup.
Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: “But what big
oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?”
And the nonn-lup: “Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better”.
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
“But what big dents you have!”
And the lup, at this point dissed: “It is to magn you better!” And
magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
“Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds”.
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a
terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed
till that moment, i
There are quite a lot of projects for Krapanj, here are some of them:
a) Sewage system: one of two solutions is being considered for Krapanj.
b) Recreation area: I understand that this project has been approved, and work should start in September.
c) Electricity: A plan is in place to bury the electicity cables, and to replace the street lights with something more ornamental ( old fashoned ).
d) The old water tank area: several ideas have been suggested, the area will probably be developed for retail / tourism or as a sponge process facility.
e) The old metal shop on the porat: This is to be removed and the stone building will be developed and used for: public restrooms, market stalls – tourist office.
f) The idea to provide berths with fresh water and eletricity for visiting boats is also being considered most of our ( summer ) residents would like to utilize the existing porat, but I think a better plan would be to use the area in front of the old water tank.
Update It seems that our president and the Sibenik Port Authority may already be planning to take control of the port, and evict all the residents boats.
g) Improved bathing/visitor facilities at the north end of the island, to exploit the shallow water – wind surfing – swimming etc.
h) Possibility of sponge farming on the north west corner of Krapanj.
Several improvements can all ready be seen on Krapanj, the island is been kept much cleaner, the beaches are greatly improved – we have seen more action this year than in the last 10.
This club is currently under investigation.
Although I am a resident, I am not “from” Krapanj, and therefore I am not entitled to have or express an opinion. So lets have yours…….
What do you think, is this a genuine club? a political tool? another money making scam?
Lets hear your opinion.