Brawling fans disrupt Aussie Open

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Police at the Australian Open in Melbourne ejected around 150 spectators after a brawl broke out between Serbian and Croatian fans on Monday.
Fans wearing the national colours of the two nations clashed around the Rod Laver Arena.

Dozens of police were forced to separate the two groups before ejecting them and confiscating their tickets.

“They were mostly Serbians ejected as they were upsetting the Croatians,” a Victoria state police spokeswoman said.

Blond Fishing

Two blonds rented a boat and went fishing.

After finding a good location, the first blond told the second one to mark the spot so when they came back they would be able to find it again.

On the way home, the first one asked,
“How did you mark that spot?”

The reply was,
“I put an X on the bottom of the boat.”

To that, the first blond said,
“You idiot! How do you know we’ll get the same boat next time?”